Trading Cards
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For about 2 and a half years, Toontown has been sending a monthly letter to all of the subscribed users, containing a newsletter with updates on the game, and 5 trading cards, telling information about fish, gags, cogs, shopkeepers, and Great Moments Of Toontown. This page contains all the cards.
Every 6-8 weeks, Toontown would be happy to send you a mail. Open it up and it contains
- A Newsletter
- Poster (behind newsletter)
- Trading Cards These are only given out to those citizens of Toontown. That means if YOU want one, subscribe to Toontown for these Members-Only Goodies! Trading Card Central
Contents |
Gags
Card List
If you have any cards listed here please delete it off this list, add in the card, description, and table!
- Rake
- Marbles
- Bike Horn
- Foghorn
- Birthday Cake
- Squirting Flower
- Glass Of Water
- Big Weight
Toon-Up
From Silly Geese! Friend in a pickle? Give him a tickle!' These silly goose feathers are hand plucked by tickling expert Heather Bellweather-"Heather's Feathers-for Fickler Ticklers." Available now at Goofy's Gag Shop. You'll be tickled pink!
| One Toon |
|---|
| 1 |
| 70% |
| 8-10 |
Does your megaphone sounds funny? Ours is downright hilarious! After a hard day of battling Cogs, did you ever wish you could cheer up your friends with a funny joke, but just can't think of one? Your troubles are over with MegO'Feeney's Mega-Funny Megaphones!Crammed full of dozens of the funniest jokes ever told in Toontown,your friends will be laffing themselves back to good health in no time! WARNING: May contain corn. Goofy's Tip:Toon-up all Toons at the end of a bulding floor to prepare them for the next battle
| All Toons |
|---|
| 2 |
| 70% |
| 15-18 |
Are your friends down in the mouth? Soon they'll be "healed with a kiss" because our high-gloss high-flying kiss-blowing Lipstick is the perfect way to wake up your toonup! You know how to Toon-Up, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow a kiss with Dipstick's Slapstick Lipstick - available at finer Gag Shops throughout Toontown.
| One Toon |
|---|
| 3 |
| 75% |
| 25-30 |
Goofy's Tip - If you try to take over a tough cog building, be sure to have a Toon-Up expert on your team!
Friends blue? Don't know what to do? Raise a little cane - a Dr. Toetapper Bamboo Cane, that is! No dance lessons required. Any shmoe can tap a toe - just grab your cane, and you'll be a dancing fool! And when your toes get tappy, your friends get happy! Dance over to a Gag Shop, and buy one today! Free straw hat with every purchase.
| All Toons |
|---|
| 4 |
| 75% |
| 40-45 |
Goofy's Tip - Megaphone, Bamboo Cane, and Juggling Balls are great ways to Toon-Up many toons at once!
A chief export of Donald's Dreamland, Toontown Pixie Dust is the very essence of happiness - gently harvested from the nicest dreams, it is sure to boost your laff meter in a twinkling. Now available in three delightful colors: Sunshine, Moonbeam, and Rainbow. The happiest toons say: "Pixie Dust - it's a must!"
| One Toon |
|---|
| 5 |
| 75% |
| 60-70 |
Goofy's Tip - Save powerful Toon-Ups like this one for Emergency!
You'll have your hands full with these juggling jewels! Even jealous jerks become jolly juggling jesters with Jeff & Jesse's Jocular Juggling Cubes! Filled with Mexican Juggling Beans, they're easy to pick up and hard to put down. Remember, juggling is catching, so toon-up today with Jeff & Jesse's Jocular Juggling Cubes - always good to the last drop!
| All Toons |
|---|
| 6 |
| 75% |
| 95-120 |
Goofy's Tip - Tooning-up a Toon with a full Laff meter will not earn any skill points.
Trap
Some gags have appeal - this one is a peel! Why waste jellybeans on garbage when you can buy Banana Peels? The time is ripe to "peel out" to your local gag shop before this real peel deal slips away!
| One Cog |
|---|
| 1 |
| 100% |
| 10-12 |
Goofy's Tip - When you place a Trap, be careful not to spoil a trap another toon has already set!
Nothing gives Cogs that sinking feeling like a can of Slick Rick's Thick Canned Quicksand. Imported from the sets of bad jungle movies, Rick's Quicksand slows down Cogs because it puts water in their circuits and sand in their gears. Give em' a sprinkle, Cogs are gone in a twinkle! Use Slick Rick's Thick Canned Quicksand today - available at Gag Shops everywhere.
| One Cog |
|---|
| 4 |
| 100% |
| 45-50 |
Goofy's Tip - If you are good with Traps, make friends with a Toon who is good at Lures!
When you success "hinges" on a high quality trap, you'll want a Trap Door from the Orange Doorhinge Company of Walla Walla, Washington. Made from recycled elevator shafts, the cogs "fall" for this one every time! Now available in three styles: creaky, squeaky, and rusty. So take the plunge, and invite those cogs to "drop in!" Going dowwwwnnnnnn!
| One Cog |
|---|
| 5 |
| 100% |
| 60-70 |
Goofy's Tip - Trap are the only gags guaranteed to hit - as long as you can lure a cog into them.
Why fool around? When Cogs give you trouble, tell them to take a powder - gunpowder, that is! In-"fuse" your inventory with the trap gag that's a real blast: TNT! This stuff is dynamite - no, really! The instructions are simple: Light fuse, get FAR away! It's a great way to end things with a bang! When Cogs loom, lower the boom with Toontown TNT.
| One Cog |
|---|
| 6 |
| 100% |
| 90-180 |
Goofy's Tip - With a powerful trap like TNT, make sure to use a good lure!
Lure
Everyone knows the Cogs' greatest weakness - MONEY. They'll do anything for it. When they get dollar signs in their eyes, they are blind to everything else. That's why the Cold Cash Cog Catcher Rod & Reel is the best way to Lure cogs into your favorite trap. Now available in $1, $5, and $10 dominations.
| One Cog |
|---|
| 1, 3, 5 |
| 50%, 60%, 70% |
| 2, 3, 4 |
Goofy's Tip - More powerful lures keep Cogs hypnotized longer.
Need a lure that works for sure? Why not pick one that's as attractive as you are? Magneto's Magnificent Magnets (featured in Magnanimous Magnet Magazine) are outstanding in their field (the magnetic field, that is!). Just ask Magnet Magnate Magnus Magneto: "I've been making and manufacturing magnets for millions of months. Our modern modles are marvelous! An order of magnet-tude more magnificent!" In those rare cases when you want cogs close to you, you too will be drawn to Magneto's Magnificent Magnets!
| All Cogs |
|---|
| 2, 4 |
| 50%, 60% |
| 2, 3 |
Goofy's Tip - If you are good at lures, find a friend who is good at traps! 
Dr. Trance's Hypno Goggles - Hip, No? Dr. Trance says: You are getting sleepy... very sleepy... All you can think of are my patented Hypno Goggles... They are perfect for luring Cogs into Traps... The goggles emit a 'greed ray' that overloads cog circuits with visions of dollar signs, tax rebates, and corporate takeovers... Hypno Goggles are the most powerful Cog lure jellybeans can buy... I will count to three and you will awake, waiting only one thing... to buy a pair of Dr. Trance's patented Hypno Goggles... available at Gag Shops everywhere... one, two, three!"
| All Cogs |
|---|
| 6 |
| 70% |
| 4 |
Goofy's Tip Powerful lures are a great way to keep a group of cogs from attacking for a while. Use the lure, then attack the cogs one by one until they are defeated, or wake up.
Sound
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/6796/g37a3wy.jpg Cog Trouble? Just... WHISTLE
Blow away those Cogs, loud and proud, with a whistle missle from Peter's Tweeters! Peter McTweet has been the offically licensed manufacturer of Toontown Whistles for more than 30 years. What's his little secret? The special patented "little ratty ball" included free in every Toontown Whistle. Toons agree, for the elite tweet that can't be beat, try Peter's Tweeters - the Sweeter Tweeters. You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together, and BLOW EM' AWAY!
| Affects | All cogs |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 2 |
| Base Accuracy | 95% |
| Damage | 5-7 |
Goofy's Tip - Save your sound attacks for groups of cogs!
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You see a group of cogs-sneak up-take a deep breath,
and WHOO WHOO! A bright, bugle plows through the cogs our of their businesswear. Each ToonTown bugle is tested by Flugel MacDougall, Beagle Bugler, who says "Ack!" Blow these bonnie bugles and it will be the END of cogs.
| Affects | All cogs |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 3 |
| Base Accuracy | 95% |
| Damage | 9-11 |
Goofy's Tip -
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An Aoogah Horn is:
- A: The noisy antler of a wild beast from the mountains of Timbuktoon.
- B: A powerful sound gag.
The answer? All of the above! Toontown explorer Henry Livingstoon first discovered the Aoogah, a strange animal that scares off predators with a mighty blast from the horns that grow on it's head! Each year, the Aoogah grows new horns, ad leaves the old ones behind for lucky Toons to find. Aoogah Horns are the main export of Timbuktoon, and a great way to shake up the cogs!
| Affects | All cogs |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 4 |
| Base Accuracy | 95% |
| Damage | 14-16 |
Goofy's Tip - Never use a sound attack if someone else has used Lure!
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Cogs coming too fast?
Turn them to junk!
Give them a blast
From an elephant trunk!
L.F. Funt Designs present the highest quality rubber elephant trunks, now available in African and Indian styles. Free tusks included with every order (offer void in Alabama, where the Tuscaloosa).
| Affects | All cogs |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 5 |
| Base Accuracy | 95% |
| Damage | 19-21 |
Goofy's Tip - Get your whole team to use sound attacks at once when faced with serveral cogs!
Throw
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Tasty or Hasty?
Delicious or Vicious?
Snack or Attack?
Cupcakes are the most popular goodie in Toontown. The question is, do Toons prefer eating, or throwing them?! I guess it doesn't matter, because any way you slice, them, these petite pastries pack a powerful, palatable punch!
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 1 |
| Base Accuracy | 75% |
| Damage | 4-6 |
Goofy's Tip - Keep a few low-level gags handy, in case you meet low-level Cogs.
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The time is ripe for a gag that will drive the Cogs bananas! Orange you glad we sell the Toontown Fruit Pie?
It's a peach that will be the apple of your eye, and will make you feel like a melon bucks. It's a berry good way to give the cogs a pain in the nectarine!
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 4 |
| Base Accuracy | 75% |
| Damage | 24-27 |
Goofy's Tip - Throw or Squirt gags stun Cogs, making it easier to hit them with Drop gags!
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Tastes great, flies straight. They're splat-tastic!
These creamy, dreamy, delicious, and aerodynamic cream pies are baked fresh each day in Toontown's finest bakeries. Each ones is tasty - tested by Goofy himself, and guaranteed to land a direct hit! In your face, cogs! Available whole or by the slice.
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 3, 5 |
| Base Accuracy | 75% |
| Damage | 14-17, 36-40 |
Goofy's Tip - Throw gags do more damage than Squirt!
Squirt
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Minnie Meltzer, the fizz whiz behind Meltzer's Seltzers,
has been in the fizziness buisness since Mickey wore short pants (editor's note: he still does). She says: "The seltzer bottle is a Cog clobbering clown classic. In the words of the anciant Roman Toon, Lucretius Toonillius: Minyus cantorum minutus balorum, minutus carbonata descendum pantorum. Translation: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants. Or as the kids say today, 'Get fizzy with it!'" Meltzer's Seltzers are available with small, medium, or large bubbles.
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 4 |
| Base Accuracy | 95% |
| Damage | 18-21 |
Goofy's Tip - The seltzer bottle is great for new toons - but keep practicing so you can get more powerful squirt attacks!
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Wirenose's fire hoses - give em' a Gazillion Gallon Gulp!
Are your cogs suffering from an irritating dryness? Make that coggy saddy with Wirenose's patented "Gazillion Gallon Gulp" super sploosher technology. Just point the nozzle at their schnozzle and shoot a jet of spray their way! They'll be soaking - we're not joking! Hydrants included, while supplies last.
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 5 |
| Base Accuracy | 95% |
| Damage | 27-30 |
Goofy's Tip - Save powerful gags like the fire hose only for the toughest cogs!
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Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it - unless they have a Toontown Storm Cloud!
This loud proud cloud will soak the Cogs down to their metal undershorts, then zap 'em with 10,000 volts of shocking "Edison Medicine" - they'll definitely get a charge out of that!
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 6 |
| Base Accuracy | 95% |
| Damage | 36-80 |
Goofy's Tip - A hit with a Squirt gag improves accuracy for a Drop in the same round.
Drop
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An Ode to the Flower Pot.
O flower pot, how you whistle!
Flying like a guided Missle!
Each day I cannot wait to Login
To see you knock a new cog noggin.
Who'd think a pot that had such power
Would carry such a pretty flower
What kind of flower gave such bruisin'
I should have guessed - a black-eyed Susan.
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 1 |
| Base Accuracy | 50% |
| Damage | 10 |
Goofy's Tip - Practice a lot with the flower pot - bigger drops are really tops!
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"Bland sand and canned should be banned!"
says Anne, Fran, and Dan, owners of Grandstand Sand. Cheap sandbag sand bounces off Cogs like a rubber band. The Grandstand brand is tanned, fanned sand - always grand, never bland. Canned sand's from no man's land. Grandstand Rio Grande sand is hand-panned in San Fran by Anne, Fran, and Dan in an unmarned van or sedan and left to expand in the Sea of Japan. So, if you're a hand-panned sand fan, demand Grandstand Sand, now in tan and cyan.
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 2 |
| Base Accuracy | 50% |
| Damage | 18 |
Goofy's Tip - Drop Gags are more accurate if you stun a cog first with Squirt, Throw, or Sound.
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ONE SIZE SMASHES ALL
An anvil a day keeps the Spin Doctor away! Put the drop on your enemies with this Toontown classic, now available in designer colors: black, blacker, and blackest. This is the heaviest two-ton anvil you can buy. Contains 1,000,000% of the daily recommend allowance for iron. Contact your local sales rep, Ann Villdropper, and she'll "drop" some off today!
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 3 |
| Base Accuracy | 50% |
| Damage | 30 |
Goofy's Tip - Never use a drop gag on a lured cog.
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Better safe than sorry!
A message form the Toontown Gag Inventors: We will never rest until we have invented the prefect Gag. You might have thought that Uncle Scrooge's Super Strong Steel Safes, weighing in at eight hundred pounds, would be fine drop gags. But we had to ask: How can they be heavier? Our "concrete" solution: fill them with wet cement, and let it harden, for a safe that weighs over two tons and is positively pulsing with a plummeting power! It's "safe" for you, but dangerous for the cogs!
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 5 |
| Base Accuracy | 50% |
| Damage | 60 |
Goofy's Tip - Dropping a safe will be a wiser investment if someone in your group uses a squirt or throw gag first.
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Are you looking for the key to flattening cogs? How about 88 keys?
Well, the answer is in black and white: the Grand Piano! This Cog-crunching instrument of destruction is the most powerful gag known to Toonkind. When you really want to make an impression, the Grand Piano is simply smashing.
| Affects | One cog |
|---|---|
| Skill Points | 6 |
| Base Accuracy | 50% |
| Damage | 85-170 |
Goofy's Tip - The Grand Piano is the granddaddy of all drop gags! Use it wisely! ATK
Cogs
===Card List=== If you have any cards listed here please add in the card, card phrase, dislikes and likes, and table!
- Yesman
- Downsizer
- The Big Cheese
- Bottom Feeder
- Bloodsucker
- Back Stabber
- Short Change
- Tightwad
- Bean Counter
- C.F.O.
- Cold Caller
- Mover & Shaker
- The Mingler
- V.P.
Bossbot
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Card Phrase
I'm telling the boss.
Dislikes
Toons
Minor Infractions
Likes
Following Orders
Holding the Corporate Ladder
| Level | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hit-Points | 6 | 12 | 20 | 30 | 42 |
| Signature Attacks | |||||
| Clip On Tie | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
| Shred | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| Pound Key | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 6 |
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Dislikes
Toons
Ball Point Pens
Likes
Black Paper
Neat Handwriting
Card Phrase
I get right to the point.
| Level | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hit-Points | 12 | 20 | 30 | 42 | 56 |
| Signature Attacks | |||||
| Finger Wag | 1 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Fill With Lead | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| Fountain Pen | 2 | 3 | |||
| Rub Out | 4 | 5 | 6 | 8 | 12 |
| Write Off | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 12 |
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Dislikes
Toons
Opinions
Likes
Total Control
Taking Over
Card Phrase
It's all my buisness
| Level | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hit-Points | 30 | 42 | 56 | 72 | 90 |
| Signature Attacks | |||||
| Brain Storm | 4 | 6 | 9 | 12 | 15 |
| Buzz Word | 4 | 6 | 9 | 12 | 15 |
| Demotion | 6 | 8 | 12 | 15 | 18 |
| Finger Wag | 4 | 6 | 9 | 12 | 15 |
| Fountain Pen | 3 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 10 |
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Dislikes
Toons
Stiff Necks
Likes
Guillotines
Card Phrase
Don't lose your head
| Level | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hit-Points | 56 | 72 | 90 | 110 | 132 |
| Signature Attacks | |||||
| Foutain Pen | 5 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 12 |
| Glower Power | 7 | 8 | 10 | 12 | 13 |
| Half Windsor | 8 | 10 | 12 | 14 | 16 |
| Head Shrink | 10 | 12 | 15 | 18 | 21 |
| Rolodex | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
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Dislikes
Toons
Sinking Profits
Likes
Pillaging
Ill-Gotten Gains
Card Phrase
Greed is good
Lawbot
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